Husband V/S Wife.

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,

So I'd be in your hands all day.

Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,

So I could have a new one everyday.

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?

Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice

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Flashback : USA in the year 1907. THE YEAR 1907-WHAT A DIFFERNCE CENTURY MAKES AND THIS WILL SURELY BOGGLE YOUR MIND.HERE ARE SOME STATISTICS OF UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ONE HUNDRED YEARS AGO.

• The average expectancy of LIFE in the U.S A. was 47 years old.
• Only 14 percent of the homes in the U.S. had BATHTUB.
• Only 8 percent of the homes had telephone.
• A three minute call from Denver to New York city cost $11 per minute.
• There was only 8,000 in the U.S and only 144 miles of PAVED ROADS.
• The maximum speed was 10 miles per hour in most cities.
• With a population of 1.4 million people,CALIFORNIA was 21st most populous state.
• The average WAGE of a worker was 22 cents per hour and annual income was between $200 and $400.Accountant's income was about $2000. per year and DENTIST's income was around $2500. per year.
• A VETERINARIAN's income was $1500 per year and machanical engineer's income was $5,000. per year.
• More than 95 percent of all BIRTHS in the U.S took place at HOME.
• NINETY PERCENT OF ALL U.S. DOCTORS HAD NO COLLEGE EDUCATION!!!!
• Instead, they attended so-called medical SCHOOLS, many of which WERE CONDEMNED IN THE PRESS AND THE GOVERNMENT AS "SUBSTANDARD".
  

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