Life of Bachelors.

Every man should get married some time; after all,happiness is not the only thing in life!!--Anonymous

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should
be happier than others.--Oscar Wilde

Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper.--Scottish Proverb

I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.--Sam Kinison

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your
wife will give you for free. -Anonymous

Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for
another thing, they die earlier. -H. L. Mencken
"A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2

Marriage is a three-ring circus:
-engagement ring
-wedding ring
-suffering

When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of
one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back to home always. -Anonymous

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said,"Somewhere I h! ave never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" -Anonymous

We always hold hands. If I let go , she shops.

My wife was in beauty saloon for two hours. That was only for the estimate. -Anonymous

She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. -Anonymous

She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?"
Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in." -Anonymous

Badd Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married.
He says "the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs....." -Anonymous

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at the frontdoor, who do you let in first? The Dog of course... at least he'll shut up after u let him in! -Anonymous

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Why you always carry my photo ?

Wife: "You always carry my photo in your wallet to the office. Why?"

Hubby: "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

Wife: "You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

Hubby: "Yes!! "I see your picture and say to myself,
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

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Why do Men marry ?

Bcaz after his death,
if he go to Heaven,
he feels better,
and if he goes to hell,
he feels very homely......


hahaha

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World's 10 Most Weird Restaurants.

Cannibalistic Restaurant (Japan)






Condom Restaurant (Thailand)



Dark Restaurant (China)




Robot Restaurant: Run by two identical couples (China)



Medical Restaurant (Taipei)









Military-Themed 'Buns and Guns' Restaurant (Lebanon)





Restaurant in a Prison (Italy)



Restaurant in the Sky (Belgium)







Toilet Restaurant (Taiwan)







Undersea Restaurant (Maldives)

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Bush, Manmohan, Aishwarya and Sonia are traveling in a train. The train goes through a tunnel and it gets completely dark. Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The women and Manmohan are sitting there looking perplexed. Bush is bent over holding his face, which is red from an apparent slap. All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.

Sonia is thinking:
These Americans are all crazy after Aishwarya. Bush must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel. Very proper that she slapped him.

Aishwarya is thinking:
Bush must have tried to kiss me but kissed Sonia instead and got slapped.

Bush is thinking:
Damn it. Manmohan must have tried to kiss Aishwarya. She might have thought it was me and slapped me.

Manmohan is thinking:
If this train goes through another tunnel I will make another kissing sound and slap Bush again.


Poor Bush............hahahaha

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Original ticket of TITANIC ship

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Desperate woman seeking Tech Support.

A desperate woman writes to the Technical support Guy,

Dear Tech Support ,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 .

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,

A Desperate Woman


Now check the response of Tech Support :D




DEAR DESPERATE Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.
You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Hot Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!

Tech Support

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Its all about Mindset!

As my friend was passing the elephants, he suddenly stopped, confused by the fact that these huge creatures were being held by only a small rope tied to their front leg. No chains, no cages. It was obvious that the elephants could, at anytime, break away from the ropes they were tied to but for some reason, they did not. My friend saw a trainer nearby and asked why these beautiful, magnificent animals just stood there and made no attempt to get away.

"Well," he said, "when they are very young and much smaller we use the same size rope to tie them and, at that age, it's enough to hold them. As they grow up, they are conditioned to believe they cannot break away. They believe the rope can still hold them, so they never try to break free." My friend was amazed. These animals could at any time break free from their bonds but because they believed they couldn't, they were stuck right where they were.

Like the elephants, how many of us go through life hanging onto a belief that we cannot do something, simply because we failed at it once before? So make an attempt to grow further.... Why shouldn't we try it again?

"YOUR ATTEMPT MAY FAIL, BUT NEVER FAIL TO MAKE AN ATTEMPT."

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Does Obama and Bush twins ? Take a look at Picture and decide :D

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Cool SMS for Valentine Day

I may be innocent to know what love is; I may not show it to you. I may not love you the way it should be, but I’m always willing to love u the way i understand it ((LOVE U ALWAYZ))

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When it rains.. u dont c da sun.. but its there.. hope we kan b lyk dat .. we dont c each ada but we´l always b der eäch oda.

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Not everything dat counts is counted and not everything dat counted count. I didn't count how many times I thought of u, but what counts is dat I did. I love u.

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The smallest word is I, the sweetest word is Love and the dearest person in the world is you. That’s why I Love You

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You are the parts of being mine and I hope I always be a parts of you to bring to your life a plenty of happiness

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When situation gets u down, remember there's someone in Heaven who loves u and watches over u and there's someone on Earth who cares. I do. LUV U

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Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.

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Sometimes the world gives me so many reasons to hate it...but whenever it happens.... I just stop and think of u n say, "How can I hate this world when you are a part of.

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Look left look right Look back I am not there Look into ur heart U will find me there in form of sweet memories.

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Now I know the world is coming to an end an angel has come for me on earth with the feel and love in your heart I m in Heaven.

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Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u underst&, not what u see but how u feel, & not how u let go but how u hold on.

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How true my feelings were I found out to be The best thing in my life Was when you married me Thank you my loving wife (loving Husb&), For the years we share I know one thing for sure We make a wonderful pair....

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Love is hard & will always be, but remember somebody loves you & that one is ME!

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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

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Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was choice, but falling in love with you was completely out of my control.

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Be like the Moon...
so Simple yet so Attractive.. .
so Enlightening yet so Cool...
so Moving yet so Still...
so Quite yet so Popular...

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If day I m granted a wish i would like b ur tears, I would take birth in your beautiful eyes lie down on your red cheeks & die on ur lovely lips, but if u were my tears i would never cry in fear of losing u.

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Sweetheart! your love is everything that i dreamed, you fill my life with happiness. you are the one who fill my days with love.

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If Love & Friendship could be brought or sold as if they were Stocks & Shares.those wise enough to invest in you SEXY would all be millionaires! !!

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If water was a kiss id send u the sea.if a hug was 1 leaf id send u a tree if luv were forever id send u eternity!

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If i rote ur name in d sky wind wood blow it away.if i rote ur name in d sea waves wood wash it away.But ur name is engravd in my heart where nothin can touch it!

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if u love me like u told me please be careful wiv my heart- u can take it jus dont break it or my world will fall appart

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If a kiss was a raindrop i'd send u showers.if a hug was a second i'd send u hours.if a smile was water i'd send u a sea.if love was a person i'd send u me!

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Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloved's advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place.

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You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar, so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason why I love you!

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If you love someone, put their name in a circle, instead of a heart, because hearts can break, but circles go on forever

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L O V E .. L = Lake of Sorrows .. O = Ocean of Tears .. V = Valley of Death .. E = End of life....

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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always...

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8 letters, 3 words, 1 meaning... i love you

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I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart,so deposit your love in it and you will get the interest

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if i could die early i would ask God if i could be your guardian angel, so i could wrap my wings around you and embraces you whenever you feel alone...

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it is hard to talk when your in love because when i look into your beautiful i get my breath taken away

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R.for red ,red for blood ,blood for heart, heart for love, love for u ,u for me, me is u , I love u

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Ur my strength, My luv, My heart.Ur luvn touch i long 4 so mch,Ur voice so softly dat whispers i'm ur's 4ever b mine my baby "I LOVE U"

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Love is just like life, its not always easy and does not always bring happiness. but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving

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Remember me like pressed flower in ur Notebook.It may not b having any fragrance,but will remind u of my existence 4ever in ur life...

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My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

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Love is like swallowing hot chocolate, it takes you by surprise at firts, but keeps you warm for a long time

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My love for you is a journey, starting at forever and ending at never

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Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U" It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

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Of all the friends I've ever met. Your the one I won't forget. And if I die before you do, I'll go to heaven and wait for you.

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When the night comes, look at the sky. If you see a falling star, don't wonder why, just make a wish. Trust me, it will come true, because I did it and I found you.

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Words however special... could never even start, to tell you all the love I have for you within my heart.

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I feel something in my heart, it's like a little flame, every time I see you, this flame lights up, this flame is special for you, because I LOVE YOU!.…

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Love under the stars.... they seem very far, but you are so close the star I love the most.

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Somewhere, some1 dreams of your smile & finds your presence in life so worthwhile. So when your lonely, remember its true that some1, somewhere, is thinking of u.

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Life is a book we all read it. Luv is a blessing we all need it. Always be happy, always have a smile coz. Remember in this world we are just for a while!

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Love is a medicine for any kind of wound, but there is no medicine found in the world for a wound given by love.

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A candle may melt and it's fire may die, but the love you have given me will always stay as a flame in my heart.

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We cannot be together,
But we'll never be apart,
For no matter what life brings us,
You’re always in my heart.

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I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I Luv U! All I care is not be the first but to be ur last!

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Feelings are many but words are few, clouds are dark but sky is blue; Luv is a paper, life is glue, every thing is false, only My Luv is TRUE.

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U want & u get, that's luck, U want & u wait, that's time. U want but u compromise, that's life. And U want & u wait & u don't compromise that's LOVE.

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If you r in a dark room, you find blood everywhere and the walls are shaking- don't worry friend, u r at the safest place, you r in my heart.

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I love the way you make me happy, and the ways you show your care. I love the way you say, 'I Love You,' and the way you're always there.

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If the people we love are stolen away from us the only way to have them live on is to never stop lovin'them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever...

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Without love I cannot live, You are love so I cannot live without you!!!

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LOVE is something beautiful,a desire, a feeling that one would like to catch. LOVE is the feeling that makes you feel alive. LOVE is something that may never go away!

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I wanted to send you all my love but the postman said it was too big !!!!!

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Roses of red grow in my heart and they will never wither... 'Cause they bloom every time I see your smile, hear your voice or just think of you!

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If you live to be a hundred , I want to be a hundred minus one day , so I don't have to live a day without you...

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You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

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If I die and go to heaven, I put your name on a golden star. So that all the angels can see how much you mean to me !! I love you

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Cool Pictures for Valentine Day

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World's best Beaches

Punalu'u Beach

Punalu'u Beach is the most visited of the few black sand beaches on Hawaii 's Big Island and the stunningly black sand is actually volcanic rock, deposited as lava and subsequently cooled when met by the ocean. Apparently to take any of the sand home would result in you being cursed by a volcano goddess by the name of Pele.

Hyams Beach

You may need to wear your shades when visiting Hyams Beach in New South Wales , Australia , but not just due to the sun. It's not surprising after looking at photos but this sublime stretch of beach is home to the whitest sand in the world, an honour awarded by the Guinness Book of Records.

Pfeiffer Beach

The hills surrounding Pfeiffer Beach in Big Sur , California , are rich in Manganese Garnet. A result of this being washed down onto the beach is the colour scheme you can see above - the entire stretch of sand has b eco me a shifting, pink and purple canvas. Although it's probably inedible, I can't help picturing a bowl of Raspberry Ripple ice-cream every time I see it.

Kaihalulu

You won't find many beaches elsewhere in the world with sand as red as this one. Kaihalulu, or Red Sand Beach , is situated on the island of Maui and can thank the neighbouring cindercone hill for its intensely deep red appearance.

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Sketch of Jesus

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Smart Marriage Praposal

Father: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
Son: 'I will choose my own bride!'
Father: 'But the girl is Bill Gate's daughter.'
Son: 'Well, in that case...ok'

Next Day Father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: 'I have a husband for your daughter.'
Bill Gates: 'But my daughter is too young to marry!'
Father: 'But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.'
Bill Gates: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

Finally, Father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: 'I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president. '
President: 'But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!'
Father: 'But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law.'
President: 'Ah, in that case...ok'

This is how business is done!!

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Love Letter in Punjabi Style

Dear meri dil ki katori,

Mai kya ji, it was ji very well since the time I put my eyes on you at

Bunty’s wedding. The parrots flew out of my hands, when u turned like

a truck on a blind curve and smiled at me.

Now I see ur face everywhere, even in my chicken-curry. The butter

chicken reminds me your sweet voice. Mai kya ji, would you be the

butter on my naan and the chicken in my curry of life….!!!!

Koi gal nahi, take ur time but don’t put the foot on the Brakes of my

love ji. What to do, I to have started thinking about Shaadi-Vaadi.

Karao maat wait, say yes for a date!

Bale Balle……

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Poem is in Hindi, to read u must know hindi.

Aisi apni Wife ho.......... ........
5'5" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho,
Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thori light Ho,
Umar me difference slight ho,
Thori see wo quiet ho,
Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak pe sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki wo paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho,
hum dono mein na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho,
Hey prabhu teri archana uski life ho.
Yeh kavita padhke sab kahe "Guru, tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.

kaash yeh concept .1 percent bhi right ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
to kya hasin life ho
har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
kudrat ki bhi aazmaish ho
khuda ke software mein bhi bug ki Na gunjaish ho
aye kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
aisi apni wife ho. Aisi apni Wife ho.......... ........

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