Mumbai Sea Link: An Engineering Marvel.

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The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with
beating your wife to death with a hammer."

A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You bastard."

The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law
to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You God-damned bastard."

The judge stops, and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom,
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But
no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt.. Is that a problem?"

The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "For fifteen
years, I've lived next door to that bastard, and every time I asked to
borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."

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Humorous e-mail id's of movie stars.

Abhishek Bacchan: I_can_act_too@ yuva.com

Amitabh Bacchan: accept_any_role@ after.kaunbanega crorepati. tv

Anil Kapoor: expert@copyingsouth indianmovies. com



Salman Khan: why_do_I_always_ get_into_ trouble@needagir lfriend.com

Shah Rukh Khan: kkkkkkkkkkk. ...kiran@ mostmovies. com

Ram Gopal Varma: same_formula@ bombayunderworld ghost stories.co.in

Sunil Shetty: hoping_to_be@ indianarnold. com

Aamir Khan: whats_up_with_ the_hairstyle@ mangalpande. com

Aamir Khan(alternate address): married_or_not@ toomanyaffairs. com

Saif Ali Khan: goofy_roles@ suitsmeperfect. com

Hrithik Roshan: main_aisa_kyon_ hoon@howtheheckd oweknow.com

Hrithik Roshan (alternate address): main_aisa_kyon_ hoon@askyourdad. com

Ajay Devgan: finally_I_started_ to_act@aftersoma nyyears.com

Bobby Deol: noone_thinks_ I_can_act@ getanotherjob. com

Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a secret.

Urmila: ramgopalvarma_ has_forgotten_ me@nomorerangeel a.com

Mallika Sherawat: I_dont_need_ to_act@overexposure works. com

Amisha Patel: Kaho_na_pyaar_ hai@wasmyonlyhit .com

Kareena Kapoor: oh_iam_so_cute_ and_talented@ nobodyelsethinks so.com

Raveena Tandon: waiting_for_ third_umpire@ stumped.com

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New exam system based on IPL rules.

1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.

2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.

3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.

4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no invigilator in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)

5. Introduce fair play awards.

6.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....! !!

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Russian Futuristic Boat Pictures. Demand for the luxury in growing. One of the expanding industry is luxury boats production. New companies constantly appear offering their services in luxury boat building. Nobody had any experience first, there were no luxury boats in Soviet Russia for 70 years in a row. So some manufacturers copy their works from the Western industry, but some go their unique, Russian way, creating something looking not alike to any other, like this one made for one of the Siberian governors.

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Some Rules for Male ( Which We Never Follows )!!.

1. The Female always makes The Rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No Male can possibly know all The Rules.

4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all The Rules, she must immediately change some or all of The Rules.

5. The Female is never wrong.

6. If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

7. (If Rule 6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.)

8. The Female can change her mind at any given point in time.

9. The Male must never change his mind without express written consent from the Female.

10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female Wants him to be angry or upset.

12. The Female must under no circumstances let the Male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13. The Male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. The Male who doesn't abide by The Rules, can't take the heat, lacks a backbone, and is a wimp.

15. Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.

16. At no time can the Male make such comments as "Insignificant" and "Is that all?" when the Female is complaining.

17. If the Female has PMS, all The Rules are null and void!

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